What movies have not aged well?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Moonraker

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Why do many people think that Japan is not a gay-friendly country whereas 72% Japanese support same-sex marriage (the same number as in the US)?

Dr No

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

If everyone in Russia dropped into holes in the ground only never to return, would that be good for NATO and international peacekeepers? Can we convince Russians to be less diabolical, so they coexist? Does Putin stink like doo doo in the commode?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

The Man with the Golden Gun

I am 11 years old and I think I am going through puberty. Why do my nipples hurt when I touch them? Is it normal?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

As an atheist don't you really feel fear for committing sins which are not violating national laws?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

A View to a Kill

California schools are very liberal. Do you think California schools are teaching students to hate Republican views (views on: God, guns, prayer, secure borders, etc.)?

-”Ah so!”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Can you name a female actress who has had bad timing or luck in her film career?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

How can you maintain self-control?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Live and Let Die

From Russia With Love

What is the worst emotional pain you ever felt as an adult?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Why cant I breathe when I sleep on my back, I can breathe if im on my side or stomach but I feel uncomfortable since either my neck is twisted or my back is in pain, im physically healthy and my surroundings are clean so whats the problem?

Octopussy

Goldfinger

-J W Pepper

My friend asked my crush and he said my crush hates me but not in a rude way. What does that mean?

You Only Live Twice

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Is there porn on TikTok?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-All the bad guys are black.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why in my 60s do I have a strong desire to suck cock and swallow?